B******* to those b*******, says Telegraph

One hopes the Telegraph’s elderly readership were duly grateful that the paper’s Style Guide (© style guru Simon Huffer) deftly avoided unwanted apoplectic attacks, coronaries or indeed twinges of gout by taking no asterisks…

Never mind them b*******, what about that c*** Blair?

At least some papers don’t go all coy on us:

Glad we've got that sorted out