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Just why do Metro readers keep collapsing?

Metro reader Liam, of Leeds, raises a matter of urgent national concern in the paper’s Speak yr brains…sorry, Send us your txt column today:

Every day someone uses Good Deed Feed to thank the people who helped when they passed out. Why are all these Metro readers collapsing?

Gee, I dunno, Liam. Maybe it’s something to do with reading headlines like this:

Choas in the rush hour

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  1. October 12, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Tonight, my wife left her handbag on a 237 bus. To the lady who picked it up and rang me, great big thanks. I hope everything goes your way

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