Just why do Metro readers keep collapsing?
Metro reader Liam, of Leeds, raises a matter of urgent national concern in the paper’s Speak yr brains…sorry, Send us your txt column today:
Every day someone uses Good Deed Feed to thank the people who helped when they passed out. Why are all these Metro readers collapsing?
Gee, I dunno, Liam. Maybe it’s something to do with reading headlines like this: