How to move on
While the tabloid press here continues to rake over the dead embers of England’s (un)shock departure from something called the World Cup, they could learn a thing or two from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, or Democratic Korean People of Republic or whatever the sod it’s called, under the wise and benevolent leadership of the Great Leader, Kim Jong Il.
Yes, they may have gone down 7-0 to Portugal, but hey-ho (or as they say, 빌어먹을), life goes on…
PS: Michael Caine fought in the Korean War. However, I think it unfair to blame him directly for Kim Il Sung.